Why this new plan for Auckland rapid transit is stupid (and sexist)

They might sound like the same thing, but light rail is quite different from light metro – the system that transport minister Phil Twyford now favours for Auckland. Katy Wakefield and  Emma McInnes of Women in Urbanism explain why the metro option is a poor substitute for LRT. Transport is a feminist issue. The issue … Read more

The Friday Poem: Mermaids by Jordan Hamel

A new poem by Jordan Hamel.   Mermaids   When you lose grip and start to drift. The first thing             you’re supposed to do is steer into it                           or steer away?   Not all mermaids are royalty someone needs to audit the ocean provide cashflow projections some mermaids                     are actually middle-aged accountants named Stephen … Read more

Quiz: Can you tell National’s five-point economic plan from Labour’s five-point economic plan?

Ten points, two plans. Which points are whose?  With an election within spitting distance, Aotearoa’s two biggest political parties are all about the plans. “You don’t have a plan!” says one party to the other. “Yes we have a plan, or certainly a plan to have a plan, or a plan to say you have … Read more

The year’s most entertaining ad complaints rubbished by the ASA

From eggplant emojis and twerking llamas to sweaty anthropomorphic butts, we present some of the most fascinating, hilarious and outrageous complaints dismissed by the Advertising Standards Authority (ASA) from 2019 to now. Avocadon’t (January 2019) The ad: In this ad from Specsavers, a man gets ready to join a cricket match, but when he reaches … Read more

The Bulletin: Tiwai Point closing affects everything

Good morning and welcome to The Bulletin. In today’s edition: Major implications from Tiwai Pt closure, diplomatic rift over Hong Kong deepens, and grim new approach to managed isolation. The story of Rio Tinto pulling out of the Tiwai Point smelter is one that shows the deep connections between regional stories and the rest of … Read more

Deryk is her name. Will the world know it by the year’s end?

A new EP from an unknown Auckland singer ignited a bidding war before she’d released a single. Today ‘Call You Out’ is released, with eerie parallels to Lorde’s rise. Duncan Greive meets the artist known as Deryk. Madeline Bradley wasn’t expecting a lot. She’d been to dozens of these meetings over the past four years … Read more

The Side Eye: In the studio with The Beths

Today The Beths release Jump Rope Gazers, the follow-up to their beloved and acclaimed debut album Future Me Hates Me. Back in December, Side Eye cartoonist Toby Morris joined the band in the studio while they recorded ‘Just Shy of Sure’, which you can listen to here: The Side Eye is a monthly non-fiction comic … Read more

Meet the New Zealander who got wifi into Starbucks and shopping lists onto Alexa

Business is Boring is a weekly podcast series presented by The Spinoff in association with Callaghan Innovation. Host Simon Pound speaks with innovators and commentators focused on the future of New Zealand. This week he talks to Lovina McMurchy from Movac. If you think about how central to life Starbucks wifi was for so many … Read more

Back to day one: A letter from Melbourne as lockdown begins, again

At midnight last night, metropolitan Melbourne returned to lockdown and is scheduled to stay there until late August. Melbourne-based New Zealander Joe Nunweek reports from a city finding itself once more in the grip of Covid-19. On Monday morning I got a parking ticket. Previously I only used to use my car to try and … Read more

Live updates, July 9: ‘Permanent police presence’ at facilities; Hong Kong relationship under review

For all The Spinoff’s latest coverage of Covid-19 see here. Read Siouxsie Wiles’s work here. New Zealand is currently in alert level one – read about what that means here. For official government advice, see here. The Spinoff’s coverage of the Covid-19 outbreak is made possible thanks to donations from Spinoff Members. To support this work, join The Spinoff … Read more

The data behind New Zealand’s post-lockdown sugar rush

Despite dark clouds on the horizon, New Zealand’s post-lockdown spending spree is still going strong. Mary Jo Vergara from Kiwi Economics shares insights into what’s driving it – and how long it will last. Covid-19 and the level four lockdown has bought about some dramatic shifts in New Zealanders’ spending and consumption habits, and many … Read more

Learning to live by the maramataka: Hōngongoi

While Matariki and Pūanga rose last month in Pipiri, they are most visible this month, in Hōngongoi (July). Our celebration of them continues. With thanks to Matua Rereata Mākiha, Sam Rerekura and Rangiānehu Mātāmua for sharing their knowledge. Pūanga and Matariki shine high and bright in Tāmaki (Auckland) this month, bringing with them not only … Read more

‘It was terrifying’: Surviving breast cancer and lockdown

Stacey Morrison talks to Chloe Irvine about life with breast cancer through Covid-19.  Breast cancer doesn’t wait for anything – not even a global pandemic. The effects and social restrictions of Covid-19 have put immense strain on women (and men) who are receiving treatment for breast cancer, and the pandemic has also caused delays in … Read more

The two-step plan to becoming as happy as Simon Bridges

Simon Bridges in t shirt and shorts, patting a baby yak in a paddock

Because no one is as happy as Simon Bridges with a baby yak. Video by José Barbosa. For a very long time, human beings have been striving to answer a simple, vexing question: how can I be happy? From Plato’s moral gateways to Bhutan’s Gross National Happiness, the search goes on. Some look for happiness through … Read more

Four Pākehā heroes for empty plinths

Yesterday Ātea editor Leonie Hayden suggested a number of Māori whose great deeds deserve to be memorialised in stone. Today Pākehā historian Scott Hamilton picks four heroic early New Zealanders of European descent. Recently I publicly suggested that Akaroa’s Bully Hayes Restaurant and Bar should change its name. Bully Hayes was a 19th century slaver … Read more

The Bulletin: Changes coming in managed isolation after 2nd escape

Good morning and welcome to The Bulletin. In today’s edition: Changes coming in managed isolation after 2nd escape, Hamish Walker’s political career over, and expert advice released ahead of cannabis referendum. Changes are being made to the way managed isolation facilities are run, after it emerged that a resident went for a wander around Auckland – and … Read more

The insider: Three decades of amazing Michelle Boag headlines

Has Michelle Boag finally gone too far? It won’t be the first time the question has been asked of New Zealand’s infamous right-wing PR consultant. On Tuesday night, news broke that Michelle Boag had provided private Covid-19 patient information to National MP Hamish Walker, who in turn leaked it to the media. She had apparently … Read more

Selfies, razors, and a missing 40 minutes: What did the Covid-positive absconder get up to?

A man in an Auckland managed-isolation facility decided he’d like to slip through the hotel fence and get some groceries. Justin Giovannetti on what we know about his ill-advised adventure. He’d been back in New Zealand for four days and staying in the heart of Auckland, with the roar of Albert Street below. On Tuesday … Read more

17 years later, Claire’s death on McLeod’s Daughters will still make you cry

Claire from McLeod’s Daughters died in 2003 and Tara Ward is still not over it. The unexpected death of Claire McLeod is the most tragic event you’ll see on television. It was a miserable day when that white Brumby bolted across the road and made Claire drive off a cliff, leaving viewers a traumatised wreck. … Read more

Live updates, July 8: Man with Covid-19 absconded from hotel isolation; helicopter trust disputes Boag’s story

For all The Spinoff’s latest coverage of Covid-19 see here. Read Siouxsie Wiles’s work here. New Zealand is currently in alert level one – read about what that means here. For official government advice, see here. The Spinoff’s coverage of the Covid-19 outbreak is made possible thanks to donations from Spinoff Members. To support this work, join The Spinoff … Read more

A message to NZ party leaders on election 2020, minorities and vilification

The race relations commissioner, Meng Foon, has just sent the following letter to leaders of New Zealand political parties. Tēnā koe, Talofa, Fakaalofa lahi atu, Kia orana, 你好, Namaste. My role as Race Relations Commissioner is to promote and enhance harmonious communities in our diverse nation. As the leader of a political party who manages … Read more

‘I got the distinct feeling that something was moving in there’: A body horror tale

An extract from The Quick and the Dead, the new memoir by Palmerston North pathologist Cynric Temple-Camp. Books editor Catherine Woulfe writes:  Strong recommend for this medical memoir, the second by the most excellently-named Cynric Temple-Camp after his 2017 bestseller The Cause of Death. Ostensibly a collection of yarns and case studies, after a chapter … Read more

Idea: Put up more statues – of New Zealanders who deserve them

As the settler government did in the late 1800s, it’s high time we erected a bunch of new monuments to the great people of this country (and maybe take some of the stink ones down). Ātea editor Leonie Hayden has some suggestions.  Hundreds of heroic and revered ancestors proudly adorn walls, lintels, waharoa and pou … Read more

Timeline: How Hamish Walker tried to leak confidential medical details to media

How did the bizarre story of Hamish Walker leaking confidential Covid details to media all play out? Radio NZ’s Jo Moir dissects the latest alarming episode in NZ politics.  In an extraordinary move National Party leader Todd Muller has had one of his own MPs, Hamish Walker, lawyer up over his leaking of private details … Read more

Politics podcast: The slogans have landed. Plus: a formal apology

Toby Manhire, Annabelle Lee-Mather and Ben Thomas on ministerial resignations in the recent and middle-distant past, a new book from Judith Collins, and the reinvention of Simon Bridges. This episode was recorded on Tuesday morning, before news broke that Hamish Walker and Michelle Boag were behind the Covid-19 data leak. The Gone By Lunchtime triumvirate … Read more

A plea to Victoria University from its tutors: don’t answer Covid with austerity

As universities around the world slash jobs and courses in response to the pandemic, Victoria University of Wellington is signalling its intention to introduce sweeping austerity measures, a group of concerned tutors write. A response from Victoria University of Wellington is at the end of this column. So far, 2020 has been a year of … Read more