On the Rag: It’s time to stop being a boob about boobs

Join Michèle A’Court, Alex Casey and Leonie Hayden in the latest episode of On the Rag as they examine the topic of boobs from every possible angle.  Everyone’s got a different attitude to boobs. Complicated. Sexy. Life-giving. Offensive. Sinful. Painful. Functional. Expensive. Extraneous. Essential. Whichever your adjective of choice is, this episode of On the … Read more

The virus that stalked children: Remembering New Zealand’s polio years

David Hill remembers his childhood friend Doug, who contracted polio a decade before the vaccine became available. As summer approached, New Zealand braced itself for a return of the virus. Nearly 1,000 people had fallen ill in the previous wave. Fifty-seven had died. There was no vaccine; no cure. Now hospitals and families waited for … Read more

Together in the dark: Gaylene Preston on film festival virtuoso Bill Gosden

Aotearoa lost a giant of our national culture last week when Bill Gosden, the decades-long director of the New Zealand Film Festival, died at 66. The illustrious NZ film-maker Dame Gaylene Preston pays tribute He walked around like he was some ordinary person. Understated. But if you were paying attention, you could notice that his … Read more

Live updates, November 13: Covid-19 case linked to Defence cluster; masks to be mandatory on Auckland public transport

Welcome to The Spinoff’s live updates for November 13, covering all the latest New Zealand news, updated throughout the day. Reach me on stewart@thespinoff.co.nz 3.20pm: The full list – Ministry updates Covid-19 ‘locations of interest’ The Ministry of Health has updated its Covid-19 locations of interest, and is asking anyone who was at the Auckland … Read more

Counting the true costs of our continued Covid community transmissions

Each time there’s a new community case, New Zealand draws breath, then sighs with relief as it is contained. It’s long past time we stopped accepting that such a volume of leakage is inevitable, argues Duncan Greive. Yesterday Auckland was delivered news of the most troubling case of Covid-19 in the community since the Americold … Read more

A colder, darker lockdown: The view from London as the UK closes down, again

So much has changed since the UK’s last lockdown earlier this year, writes New Zealander in London George Fenwick – but also, not much at all. My bike got stolen the weekend before Lockdown 2. I’d been enjoying a last hurrah with friends at a local pub, and was three pints deep when we emerged … Read more

Live updates, November 12: New community case; Auckland CBD workers asked to work from home

Welcome to The Spinoff’s live updates for November 12, covering all the latest New Zealand news, updated throughout the day. Reach me on stewart@thespinoff.co.nz 8.40pm: All Auckland University exams tomorrow to be online Auckland University has announced that following the community Covid case reported today, all exams scheduled for tomorrow, Friday November 13, on central … Read more

How theatre can change the conversation around depression and suicide

Theatre has been used as a medium to communicate society’s toughest issues for hundreds of years. Every Brilliant Thing is a show by Silo Theatre company encouraging thoughtful discussion of depression and suicide in a year where people’s mental health has been put under heavy pressure.  As we shuffle into the opening performance of Every … Read more

What is Parler? All you need to know about the right wing alternative to Twitter

A new social media platform that keeps censorship to a bare minimum has taken off in the wake of Donald Trump’s election loss.  So what is this thing? You’ve quite possibly never heard of Parler, the new app taking the free speech world by storm. But in the United States it’s top of the app … Read more

Swastikas off K Road: How the worst art show in New Zealand came to be

The controversy over the People of Colour exhibition at Mercy Pictures shows how alt-right ideas can thrive in irony-steeped artistic environments, writes Amal Samaha. On Saturday, a gallery show in Auckland ended. The exhibition featured rows upon rows of flags, each on a relatively uniform rectangular frame, set in neat rows. All apparently normal, except … Read more

Announcing Coming Home, a podcast about New Zealand’s ‘brain gain’

In new series Coming Home, Duncan Greive and Jane Yee meet some of the many highly skilled New Zealanders who’ve returned in 2020 to hear their stories and explore what their return means for all of us. The pandemic has handed New Zealand a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity – how do we stop it slipping through our … Read more

Live updates, November 11: Collins reveals full National line-up; cricket team punished for isolation breach

Welcome to The Spinoff’s live updates for November 11, covering all the latest New Zealand news, updated throughout the day. Reach me on stewart@thespinoff.co.nz 7.00pm: The day in sum The Reserve Bank of New Zealand announced a new funding for lending programme will be rolled out next month. The impacts of Covid-19 on Auckland Council … Read more

Cool climate move or hot air? Waiheke unveils new electric buses

For a whole lot of Auckland notables, the hottest ticket in town this week has been a trip to see the unveiling of Waiheke Island’s new electric buses. Alex Braae was there to see it. For dignitaries around Auckland, ribbon cuttings this year have been few and far between. And who wouldn’t want a morning … Read more

Driving less saves lives, but low-traffic areas aren’t on NZ’s road safety agenda

Even a small reduction in the number of trips taken by car can lead to a significant decrease in the number of deaths and injuries on our roads. But we can’t rely on individuals to drive less in a social and physical environment that doesn’t support it, says Holly Walker. At the time of writing, … Read more

Live updates, November 10: Shane Reti elected National’s deputy; one new Covid-19 case

Welcome to The Spinoff’s live updates for November 10, covering all the latest New Zealand news, updated throughout the day. Reach me on stewart@thespinoff.co.nz 7.30pm: The day in sum There was one new case of Covid-19 in managed isolation. Pharmaceutical giant Pfizer announced a breakthrough on a Covid-19 vaccine, with early trials suggesting it protects … Read more

Live updates, November 9: New Covid-19 cluster announced; Trump refuses to concede

Welcome to The Spinoff’s live updates for November 9, covering all the latest from the US election along with New Zealand news, updated throughout the day. See the latest results on an interactive US map here. Reach me on stewart@thespinoff.co.nz 7pm: The day in sum Four new cases of Covid-19 in managed isolation were announced. … Read more

Introducing The Side Eye Annual 2020, the Toby Morris print comic collection

From a dentist’s office to a glow-worm cave to an Auckland recording studio, Toby Morris’s monthly comic The Side Eye has been everywhere in 2020. To mark a historic year, we’re launching the first edition of The Side Eye Annual, a printed collection of Morris’s Side Eye comics published on The Spinoff this year. Pre-order … Read more

We need and deserve fit-for-purpose public health policy

New Zealand’s public health infrastructure has swung wildly between comprehensive and chaos over the past century. Preventive and social medicine expert Dr Warwick Brunton says there’s never been a better time to learn from the past and reimagine public health in Aotearoa. Anxieties about significant rundown of public health capacity in the Ministry of Health … Read more

‘Thank God, right?’: New York erupts in joy and relief over Joe Biden’s win

Yesterday’s celebrations over Donald Trump’s election loss were a rare moment of unalloyed joy in what has been a miserable year. But the happiness was tempered with fear for a bitterly divided nation, writes New York-based New Zealander Tess McClure. It is 11.31am when Harlem erupts. Down the street, I hear a woman scream. A … Read more

Flock flacks: Meet the campaign managers behind the Bird of the Year

The polls are open for 2020 Bird of the Year, which means a lot of work behind the scenes for the volunteers running the birds’ social media accounts.  

All birds need a buddy. An ally. Or a PR consultant?  

The lucky birds entered in the prestigious NZ Bird of the Year competition have been assigned a campaign manager, to help them communicate their strengths to the public in what is shaping up to be the third-biggest election of 2020. 

The competition has been going for 15 years, and this year includes 71 New Zealand birds. The Spinoff spoke to the comms team behind four of them about the beloved annual contest, the challenges of the campaign trail, and what they admire most about their chosen birds.

Voting is open from Monday 2 November and closes at 5pm on Sunday 15 November. You can vote for your five favourites on the Bird of the Year website

A sassy attitude and a controversial Trump-like style: The tūī. 

Tui confidently sitting on a flax bush. (Photo: creative commons)

Wellington City Council worker Keryn Knight proudly backs the mighty tūī. Although not without controversy – Knight says her workplace, filled with fans of the Bird of the Year contest, has agreed to disagree about which bird they’ll vote for this year.  

The first-time campaign manager says she’s felt a connection with tūī since childhood and loves them still.  

“I have one wake me up in the morning, and sing me to sleep. Well, maybe not quite to sleep. But they’re the last bird I hear at night and the first bird I hear in the morning. So I think that’s quite special.” 

The Bird of the Year website describes the tūī’s singing as loud and obnoxious – a sound which has been contentiously compared to a certain other loudmouthed election candidate. While it might be unfair on the wholesome tūī to mention them in the same sentence as the US president, Knight says they share a certain swagger.

“Oh yeah they’ve got attitude. They’re never too worried about you, but if you get too close, they’ll tell you about it.” 

Knight says she became a Bird of the Year campaign manager as a way of getting involved in supporting conservation efforts . While she’s giving the tūī her all, she says she wishes she had a few more creative skills to really give the bird the best shot at winning.   

Despite being a New Zealand icon – you’ll find tūī featured on everything from greeting cards, to tea towels, to beer labels – Keryn thinks they’re still an underdog in this year’s contest. 

“I think we take them for granted a little bit because they are a little bit more common. They’re always there, they’re always the backdrop to our outdoor experience.” 

Win or lose, Knight knows the contest is about more than winning the gold medal. “In the end, the Bird of the Year is the winner because it’s raising awareness and getting people thinking about and appreciating our New Zealand birds. And imagine how much they need us still.” 

Inquisitive, friendly, and the best in a pandemic: The Toutouwai (New Zealand Robin). 

The toutouwai (NZ robin) standing tall. (Photo: creative commons)

Sisters Melissa and Claudia Gunn are pooling their specialist skills to promote their favourite bird, the toutouwai, or New Zealand robin. Claudia, a singer/songwriter who uses an image of the robin as part of her branding, asked Melissa, who has a PhD in conservation genetics, to join her in the campaign manager partnership. 

When Claudia took on the campaign manager job “she jumped in with both feet, wrote a couple of songs about robins, and called me in as ‘expert help’,” says Melissa.  

The pair are promoting their candidate with robin-themed memes, t-shirts promoting the bird, and even have plans for a short book to share the interesting facts they’ve discovered in the course of their new  campaign manager careers.   

“The New Zealand robin is one of the friendliest birds. It will actually come up to people in the bush and hop on your boot,” says Melissa.

“He’s inquisitive, wants to find out what’s going on, but he’s probably a bit naive, coming so close to people he doesn’t know. I don’t think he’s a detective so much as he is an amateur poking around, not knowing what [he’s] getting into.” 

Still, Melissa says, when it matters most, the toutouwai’s practical nature comes to the fore – which will be one of his biggest strengths in this year’s campaign. 

“In a year in which we’ve had lots of lockdowns, the toutouwai is probably the most prepared bird. They always have food stashed away. Vote for the prepared bird.”  

A bit snarky, a bit naughty but still loveable: The Kea 

The kea, ready to win. (Photo: creative commons)

Despite representing one of the contest’s perennial favourites, Sarah Eynon says managing comms for the famously cheeky kea is pretty low maintenance. The kea took out Bird of the Year in 2017, and even with limited campaigning, still placed ninth last year.  

She thinks that even without any help, the kea would do fine for itself in this year’s contest: “Still top 10, probably based on name recognition alone. They do a lot of advertising for themselves I’d say.” 

Eynon studies at Canterbury University, and is trying to keep the kea campaign momentum going in the middle of exam season. She’s gotten some pointers from other campaign managers, who are all keen to help despite the highly competitive environment. 

“It’s a little supportive rivalry. Like the kea, they’re quite cheeky.” 

Among visitors to the Southern Alps, the kea has a well-earned reputation as a nuisance and thief. But Eynon says she loves their brazen nature.  

“There’s just something about that personality that just kind of steals hearts and I think that says a lot about New Zealand.” 

She says the kea is “personable, friendly, a laugh, and doesn’t take itself too seriously, which is how I think everyone should be.” 

In that respect, Eynon likens the kea to Kiwis – the people, not the national bird. In fact, Eynon has her hopes set on the personality-plus kea replacing the humble kiwi as Aotearoa’s national icon. Will human New Zealanders soon be referred to as kea? Watch this space.   

The most kiwi bird you’ve never heard of: Pāpango / New Zealand Black Teal

A quietly happy New Zealand scaup. (Photo: creative commons)

David Kenrick took on the pāpango duck when no one else would. He’d just moved to Aotearoa from the UK, and says he was inspired by this country’s unique birdlife to get involved in Bird of the Year. But by the time he got to the website, most of the best-loved birds had already been snapped up. The pāpango was one of the few remaining candidates, and it seemed like fate was calling.

“My 17-month-old daughter is obsessed with ducks, and as soon as she saw it and went ‘QUACK QUACK’ it felt like the right bird to support.” 

As a newbie to bird campaign management, Kenrick is trying to get his grassroots campaign off the ground by tweeting at famous New Zealand personalities. No luck with any of the All Blacks – even though the pāpaongo is also known as the New Zealand Black Teal. But Team Pāpango hit success when Dr Siouxsie Wiles retweeted a Dr Quacksley Bloomteal’ meme – not bad for the smallest duck in Aotearoa.  

Kenrick says birds like the pāpaongo are victims of the ‘Giant Panda effect’, the phenomenon of a few ‘superstar species’ getting the vast majority of attention and resources. In New Zealand, home to many high profile birds, less flashy species like waterfowl tend to get overlooked.  

Black teal are so far under the radar most New Zealanders have never heard of them – even Kenrick admits he’s never knowingly spotted one in the wild. And it’s exactly this unpretentiousness that makes pāpango a worthy Bird of the Year winner, he says.

“Pāpango can be found all over New Zealand and the fact that they are pretty low-key and ‘doing ok’ means they resonate with a lot of the self-deprecating, unassuming Kiwi self-image. 

“They can fly, but they don’t migrate, because they love New Zealand so much. They’re pretty much the most Kiwi bird you’ve never heard of.” 

Live updates, November 6: Auckland quarantine worker tests positive for Covid-19, had visited city bar

Welcome to The Spinoff’s live updates for November 6, covering all the latest from the US election along with New Zealand news, updated throughout the day. See the latest results on an interactive US map here. Reach me on stewart@thespinoff.co.nz 8.10pm: Auckland quarantine worker tests positive for Covid-19 A worker at the Auckland quarantine facility … Read more

TV makers defend show starring former Real Housewife following online backlash

The announcement that a controversial New Zealand reality TV star would be returning to the small screen has been met with outrage on social media. Stewart Sowman-Lund reports. Free-to-air television network Bravo has defended the casting of former Real Housewives star Gilda Kirkpatrick in a new local reality show following a rush of negative comments … Read more

A strip club night for queer people, by queer people

An Auckland strip club night that prioritises safe spaces for QPOC (queer people of colour) dancers returns tonight, following its debut last year. Ruby Clavey (she/her) spoke with Sarita Das (they/them), one of the masterminds behind the show. Sarita Das became frustrated with the lack of body diversity and queer representation in traditional strip clubs, … Read more

Emily Writes: Farewell to the fairy godmother of self-pleasure

Pondering the passing of sex-positive pioneer Betty Dodson, Emily Writes concludes we’re at a turning point – the shame is melting away as women embrace self-love and empowerment.  A few days ago, sexual liberation pioneer and sex toy enthusiast Betty Dodson passed away aged 91. Betty was a legend. She held masturbation sessions for women … Read more

One way or another, we’ve got to fix our broken drug law

Even if reform is not in the form of the Cannabis Legalisation and Control Bill, New Zealanders have shown they’re hungry for change, argues the Drug Foundation’s Tuari Potiki.   We’re not giving up hope yet – special votes on Friday could yet change the result, but it’s very likely the final count will show we … Read more

NZ fashion industry confronts culture of silence as fresh misconduct claims surface

Concerns have been raised about alleged patterns of inappropriate behaviour by two fashion photographers towards young women. It could mark the beginning of a reckoning for the industry, Ensemble‘s Zoe Walker Ahwa reports for Ensemble and The Spinoff. This story contains discussion of sexual harassment Allegations of inappropriate behaviour and an abuse of power by … Read more