Monitor: Why Scandi-noir fans should be moths to The Kettering Incident flame

Aaron Yap reviews The Kettering Incident, the Tasmanian Gothic drama that has just as much mystery as it does moths.  I blame Under the Dome. Ever since committing to three seasons of masochistically hate-watching that hokey, needlessly protracted mess of a Stephen King adaptation, I’ve never been able to look at butterflies – and by extension, … Read more

Shortland Street Power Rankings: We are all Glen

Tara Ward brings you her rankings for Shortland Street last week, including handbags at dawn, Ferndale’s Taxi Fight Club and our weekly dose of Damo. 1) Lucy puts herself in the corner TFW you realise your father only loves you for your liver. With Glen diagnosed with liver failure, Lucy faced a tough decision: should she give Glen … Read more

Hosking Week: A public apology from the guy whose dad invented Mike Hosking

All this week on The Spinoff we’re delving into broadcasting legend Mike Hosking’s unique position in New Zealand culture. First up, Pete Douglas delves into his complicated relationship with Hosking, and interviews his father about the family connection which helped create the multimedia monster we know today. Growing up in suburban Wellington I was often … Read more

The Sunday Short: Precocious pressures in Eleven

In the lead-up to Show Me Shorts 2016, we pick one local film from their illustrious back catalogue, courtesy of our TV sponsors at Lightbox. Eleven, directed by Abigail Greenwood, was part of the Show Me Shorts festival in 2014 and raked in accolades for its script and editing. Set in the sleepy grey afternoons … Read more

Buzzy: A guide to the mind-melting Easter eggs in Mr Robot

Hold onto your hoodies as José Barbosa hacks into the astounding hidden gems of Mr Robot. Get out your magnifying glass and search for more hidden clues by watching Mr Robot, exclusively available on Lightbox This content, like all television coverage we do at The Spinoff, is brought to you thanks to the excellent folk at … Read more

‘Trump is barf’ – TV writer Steve Hely on when the truth becomes stranger than fiction

Alex Casey talks to TV writer and author Steve Hely ahead of his appearance this weekend in the WORD Christchurch festival. Steve Hely has written for some of the most iconic television comedies of the golden TV era, so it was only fitting that I give him a call whilst wearing a Liz Lemon-style slanket … Read more

The Real Podcast of Housewives, Episode Two – What the bleep did they bleep out?!

In the second episode of our Real Housewives of Auckland podcast, Jane, Duncan and Alex assemble on the swing day bed to dissect the first week of New Zealand’s greatest reality show.  The Housewives are in full swing this week, the drama spiralling out of control faster than Michelle’s handrail-free staircase. Luckily, the #realpod team are … Read more

Real Housewives of Auckland Power Rankings, Episode Two – Never bring an AK-47 to a dinner party

This is Auckland, where new money meets old. Alex Casey is going to try and laugh atThe Real Housewives of Auckland through her weekly power rankings – because if we can’t laugh then all we have is the void. Click here for the first instalment. 1) Marley Blanchard Just when you thought Real Housewives couldn’t get any … Read more

‘Did you do this just to annoy me?’ – How Rhys Darby hijacked David Farrier’s X-Files dreams

After bonding over their shared love of The X-Files and cryptids, David Farrier speaks to pal Rhys Darby about how he annoyingly ended up on Farrier’s favourite show.  I met Rhys Darby years ago when I interviewed him for TV3’s Nightline about his starring role in HBO’s new show, Flight of the Conchords. We filmed our talk in … Read more

Real Housewives of Auckland is brilliant and utterly appalling

The timing of a show about the wilful extravagance of the ultra-rich could not be worse. But the show couldn’t be better, says Duncan Greive. There are only two things you need to know about The Real Housewives of Auckland. Firstly, it is absolutely appallingly timed: a show featuring some of the city’s wealthiest residents … Read more

Shortland Street Power Rankings – Should Damo be the new mayor of Ferndale?

Tara Ward brings you her rankings for Shortland Street last week, including Leanne’s facelift, Rachel McKenna’s pashfest and Damo’s stark white thighs. 1) Rachel makes a startling announcement “I’m not made of fingers, Damo!” The strain of being a drug-dependent alcoholic who couldn’t make her computer print got to Rachel, and she began to unravel like an out-of-control … Read more

Less Rodeo Drive, more Trade Me? Predictions for the Real Housewives of Auckland

Will The Real Housewives of Auckland meet the glitzy standards of the international franchise? Angella Dravid creates a handy infographic to help us manage our expectations. The Real Housewives of Auckland will be on our screens tonight. To those unfamiliar with the show, a camera crew follow six wealthy women in Auckland – like Big Brother meets … Read more

Nigel Latta opens a critical national conversation in The Hard Stuff

Duncan Greive watches The Hard Stuff with Nigel Latta, TVNZ’s new series that boldly explores some of the most complex issues facing New Zealanders today. Content warning: this article contains discussion of mental health and suicide Nigel Latta is a weird fish. A diminutive and thin fellow, he’s a psychologist by training, but has evolved into an … Read more

The Real Podcast of Housewives – A dramatic debrief after lunch with the Housewives

Our new weekly podcast about what looks to be a tentpole reality TV series, The Real Housewives of Auckland. Your old idiot mates are back to talk about what is already indisputably the greatest reality show in New Zealand’s history. The Real Housewives of Auckland debuts on Monday – but host Jane Yee and her loyal servants … Read more

The music of No Man’s Sky: talking politics while making loads of noise

Comprised of over 18 quintillion (yes, that’s a number) planets, No Man’s Sky is a seemingly infinite game. Sarah Illingworth spoke to Paul Wolinski from 65daysofstatic, the Sheffield band behind its soundtrack – also the band’s new album – to find out how you go about creating audio for a limitless game. This interview first appeared … Read more

Book of the Week: Was 1971 the greatest year in the history of New Zealand music?

Steve Braunias leads a special Spinoff investigation into fresh claims that 1971 was the greatest year in music ever. David Hepworth makes the fairly audacious but sustained and kind of also really persuasive argument in his new book 1971: Never A Dull Moment that 1971 was the greatest year in the history of popular music. … Read more

Throwback Thursday: A brief history of awkward Shortland Street cast photos

With an exciting new cast photo coming out of Ferndale this week, Tara Ward digs through some of the finest offerings from Shortland Street‘s archives.  Forget the Olympics, ignore the housing crisis, pay no heed to Justin Bieber deleting his Instagram. The big news of the week comes from Ferndale, where the Shortland Street 2016 cast photo … Read more

Would Jack Donaghy and Donald Trump be best friends? A Spinoff Investigation

Pete Douglas looks at two of the great capitalists of our times, Donald Trump and 30 Rock‘s Jack Donaghy, and wonders if they really would get along like a house on fire IRL.      One of the best plot devices on my all-time favourite show 30 Rock is the conflict (and eventual friendship) between … Read more

Stuff Circuit and the weird dance we do around publicly funding journalism

Two brilliant pieces of longform current affairs just showed up on Stuff within hours of each other. Duncan Greive looks at the work of Stuff Circuit, and asks why it is that we leave the production of this critical style of journalism largely to chance. The year 2015 saw a great bloodletting at TV3, once … Read more

How The Block NZ’s live auctions perfectly illustrated Auckland’s housing crisis

The Block NZ held its most profitable auctions over the weekend. But while the four teams celebrated their record-breaking profits, Madeleine Chapman saw a housing crisis in action. There’s nothing like a bit of reality television to take your mind off the fact that you may never be able to afford your own home in … Read more

Revealed: Highlights from the next 23 seasons of Westside

Westside has finished for another year, but the good news is there could be at least 23 more seasons to go. Calum Henderson previews some highlights coming up between now and 2039. Season two of Westside concluded on Sunday night with the West family right in the thick of the 1981 Springbok tour. The Outrageous Fortune … Read more

Shortland Street Power Rankings – Chris Warner’s time of knead

Tara Ward brings you her rankings for Shortland Street last week, including cheese dreams, sharp jaws and virus-laden horse stables.  1) Leanne orders a takeaway burger stuffed with Phyllovite and a side serving of crazy “You’re not a turkey!” Nicole yelled at her mother. “Gobble, gobble, gobble!” replied Leanne. Leanne’s bloodstream was 100% Phyllovite, meaning she hooned around Ferndale … Read more

An underager and proud of it: why one young music fan is bucking against NZ’s drinking culture

Later this month 17-year-old music promoter Elleana Dumper will put on her first all-ages show with help from Ignite, a training programme for young people with a passion for music and events. She asks why young music fans are missing out for the sake of New Zealand’s ‘drink till you drop’ culture. At 17, I … Read more

Good news: TV is dead

New research from NZ On Air has confirmed that television audiences have moved aggressively toward online platforms. So why are we still waiting for the funding to catch up? “Where are the audiences?”, asked a new piece of research commissioned by NZ On Air and published late last month. It’s arguably the signal question of our … Read more

When haka meets krumping: On the ground at Māori TV’s latest talent search

Māori Television premiered The Stage – Haka Fusion last week. Madeleine Chapman went along to the auditions and saw the bones of a potential dance revolution. In the past 10 years New Zealand has embraced reality television talent quests. New Zealand Idol, X Factor: NZ, New Zealand’s Got Talent, So You Think You Can Dance? All these shows … Read more

Here’s a forecast for you: Kanoa Lloyd can wear whatever she wants

Kanoa Lloyd’s job is to present the weather for us every night on TV3, so why do people care so much about her clothes? Anny Ma tells armchair fashion critics everywhere to sit down and shut up.  I can safely say that my life is made more spectacular from seeing Kanoa Lloyd’s face light up … Read more

The Real Housewives of Auckland are coming… and so is our 100% unofficial podcast

With a premiere date set for The Real Housewives of Auckland on Bravo, we have a special announcement of our own… Guys! The Real Housewives of Auckland is arriving to our screens on August 22nd, which also signals the much-anticipated* return of our most reliable reality TV podcasting troupe. Jane Yee, Alex Casey and Duncan Greive will … Read more