C:/DOS/RUN: The Forgotten Golden Age of MS-DOS Gaming

The era of MS-DOS games may have been a bizarro haze of hit and miss, but for the burgeoning millennial they were the last vestige of PC innocence. 35 years since their debut, Katie Parker reminisces. Once upon a time, when the internet was still barely more than a twinkle in some weirdo’s eye, the … Read more

This week I played: Hyrule Warriors Legends

Joseph Harper plays Hyrule Warriors Legends and loves it, but not really. A few years ago Nintendo and Koei Tecmo teamed up to create a Zelda/Dynasty Warriors mash-up. Zelda, Ruto, Darunia, and various Links bash their way through hordes of enemies, earning upgrades and generally thwarting evil. For some reason ($$$$$) Nintendo decided to port the … Read more

A video game acting masterclass with Quantum Break’s Shawn Ashmore

Ever wondered how to sound like you’ve been hit by a log? The star of new XBox time travel game Quantum Break is here to help. Shawn Ashmore gives José Barbosa an exclusive acting masterclass. This video gaming coverage is brought to you with the help of Bigpipe, the ISP that’s very timey wimey.

Playing with myself – the death of local multiplayer

Got a hankering for a bit of split-screen co-op? Tough bikkies, writes Don Rowe, because local multiplayer is all but dead. There once was a time where myself and several associates kept Griffins afloat in the snack business. Slouched hideously forward and wrapped in blankets like miser pilgrims, we’d play the Halo 2 campaign from start … Read more

This week I played: Miitomo

Joseph Harper plays and endorses Nintendo’s first foray into smartphone gaming: the bizarro Miitomo. Given Nintendo’s status as a kind of jovial, fun-obsessed Grandpappy to the video game world, it’s pretty remarkable that up until now they haven’t ventured into the omnipotent and big $$$ world of mobile phone gaming. They’re the all time masters … Read more

The collector’s toolbox: 5 essential elements for any video game collection

In the final installment of Save State, Dan Taipua gets right to brass tacks. Dan lays out the five key elements any video game collector will need to create and maintain a video game collection. Heed his words well.

5. Into The Wild

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If you want to collect old video games, the easiest way to start is to already have some. As a beginner’s guide, check your lounge, bedroom and garage. If that doesn’t pan out, or you want to expand, you’ll have to go into the world and find some.

TradeMe is a fine place to start but it has a few drawbacks: 1) It’s so easy to use that it’s crowded with other buyers, so the odds of a cheap find are pretty slim 2) The odds of finding a really rare piece are diminished by time, as they’ve been filtered through the site over time. The best bet is also the most fun – digging in secondhand stores, pawn shops and garage sales. Charity shops are good for finding boxed consoles that have lived at a grandparent’s house past their use, while pawn shops like Cash Converters in particular excel in portable games.

The best, cheapest way to find old games? Ask around. Most people have lives that don’t require electronic toys from 20+ years ago and are quite happy, or happily indifferent enough, to give them away. In the past year I’ve been given a PS1 and PSP from friends – proud taonga that now live in their same boxes but inside my garage.

4. Bootlegs

Bootlegs

If you can’t find the real thing, you can definitely find the not the real thing instead. Counterfeit or ‘clone’ consoles and games are cheap and widely attainable on AliExpress, ebay and even Amazon – and the savings will soak up the heavy shipping costs. Some people look down their noses at crime, fraud, piracy and illegal trade, but these are mores for people that haven’t spent a year trying to find a region-free loader for their GameCube.

If you’re a serious collector, bootlegs are a decent stop-gap in your collection – they’ll let you play the games you already have while you look for an original console, and can sometimes provide spare parts like controllers or AV ports. Bootleg consoles are always a better option than emulators which, while free to download and crime with, can suffer from performance issues.

3. Cleaning

Cleaning

Remember blowing on your Nintendo cartridges because they wouldn’t work and they’d make the screen flash on and off? What you were really doing is coating the circuits of the game in a fine coat of mouth-temperature spittle, which gave the cartridge temporary conductivity but eventually gave it a layer of rust and human grime. Good one, child you.

A basic cleaning kit will consist of:

  • Air Duster, available at computer stores or somewhere like Mighty Ape
  • Isopropyl Alcohol, found at any chemist or online
  • Cotton Buds, found in your bathroom
  • Blow the carts with the can of happy gas, then rub the circuit boards with alcohol, and pay for the crimes of your youth.

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This Week I Played: Pokémon Blue

This week Joseph Harper is drawn back into the Pokémon vortex like a starving Rick Stein stumbling across Magicarp at a market. He finds there is no better fuel for nostalgia than a solid run with a Pokémon trainer’s licence. As part of their 20th anniversary celebrations, the Pokémon geniuses at Nintendo did the handheld … Read more

Bongos and game boy Harlem Shake – the bizarre world of music gaming

Dan Taipua’s Save State series presents five gaming relics that every collector needs in their shrine/garage, from the essential basics to the very rare and frustratingly pointless. In this the fourth installment, Dan investigates the discordant world of music gaming. 5. Game Boy Camera Cameras are mostly famous for their ability to take photographs and … Read more

The Division: star jump your way through dystopia

The latest thing to carry the Tom Clancy cattle brand is The Division. It’s a much hyped online multiplayer game set in a dystopian New York. While it’s all a bit bloody grim, Liam Maguren chronicles the off-game diversions one can create for oneself in the crumbling aftermath of a societal meltdown. Ubisoft are fan-bloody-tastic … Read more

The Spinoff uses UFC 2 to Nostradamus this weekend’s Fight Night

This weekend 3 Kiwi fighters will step into the ring during this weekend’s UFC Fight Night. Don Rowe, who has money on our boys, loads up the PS4 and EA’s brand new UFC 2 to project what chances he has of winning big. Our gaming coverage comes right to your sweet little hands thanks to Bigpipe, … Read more

Killing time, unobtrusively – a ranking of portable video game machines

Dan Taipua’s Save State series presents five gaming relics that every collector needs in their shrine/garage, from the essential basics to the very rare and frustratingly pointless. In the third installment, Dan lists his favourite hand-helds. 5. Sony PocketStation & Sega VMU Look at these cute lil’ guys. Portable systems are usually standalone devices, but … Read more

Video: Backseat Driver featuring Wallace Chapman

Forced to adhere to Wallace Chapman’s commands, José Barbosa must complete one level in a video game. The catch: Wallace hasn’t played a video game for 30 years. This post, like all our gaming coverage, was brought to you by those good sorts at Bigpipe. They’re an ISP that definitely knows where the dishes are … Read more

Hype, The Universe, and Everything – exploring the infinite expectations of No Man’s Sky

Since its announcement No Man’s Sky has exploded brains with the promise of unfettered space exploration. Can it beat the hype? Josh Drummond reckons it won’t, but not for the reasons you think. The game-changing game trailer that will change gaming begins with a black screen. Text flashes that assures us that all footage is captured … Read more

Video – Time shenanigans: a Quantum Break demo

The Alan Wake developer Remedy Entertainment is just about ready to drop their latest AAA game, Quantum Break. José Barbosa gets a first hand demo from the Finnish developer’s head of PR, Thomas Puha. There is a lot of butt shooting. (Music by Purple Planet) This gaming coverage is brought to you with the help … Read more

Cartridges on cartridges: exploring the many weird accessories of the Sega Mega Drive

Dan Taipua’s Save State series presents five gaming relics that every collector needs in their shrine/garage, from the very essential basics to the very rare and frustratingly pointless. In this second edition, he looks at the Sega Mega Drive. 5. Six Button Control Pad You need one of these if you want to play fighting … Read more

Far Cry from originality – has Ubisoft recycled its game maps?

If there’s one rule game designers should take into account, it’s this: bullshit simply will not fly in the internet age, at least not for long. Ubisoft should have known better, writes Don Rowe. Creating game worlds from scratch is hard and expensive. Every blade of grass, every bird, every blood-soaked temple to the sun … Read more

Save State 001 – essential treasures for your NES collection

Starting with the Nintendo Entertainment System, Save State presents five gaming relics that every collector needs in their shrine/garage, from the very essential basics to the very rare and frustratingly pointless. 5. Two Controllers It’s dangerous to go alone; take these. A second controller is essential for the Nintendo Entertainment System for two main reasons: 1) … Read more

Five reasons 10,000 BC is the next hot holiday destination – a Far Cry Primal couch travel guide

Everyone’s looking for the next “must-go” holiday location. At The Spinoff we think we’ve found a place that will become a fixture on people’s travel bucket lists. Take a trip to 10,000 BC and prepare to have your pre-conceived notions bludgeoned to death.  Traditionally visitor numbers to the Mesolithic Period have been low to non-existent. A recent … Read more

Give me your boots, your clothes and your microtransactions

As mobile gaming becomes the dominant force in the entertainment industry, one company’s aggressive endorsement campaign has established them as king of the hill. But they are in increasingly strange ethical territory, writes Don Rowe.  What do Kate Upton, Mariah Carey and Arnold Schwarzenegger all have in common? Successful entertainment careers aside, the answer is seven-figure … Read more

Where the hell is Sagat?

Cheese and crackers, coffee and cigarettes, some things are just incomplete without the other. So why, asks Don Rowe, have Capcom dropped by far the coolest character in their canon for the latest Street Fighter game? The answer probably won’t surprise you.  In 1987, eight years before Tekken hit the Playstation, an ambitious new fighting game began … Read more

Still trying to catch ’em all – my life as a Pokémon obsessive

February 27 marks the 20th anniversary of Pokémon Red and Green, the first Pokémon games ever to be released. Mega-fan Ethan Sills looks back at how a collection of outlandish Japanese creatures became a worldwide phenomenon. March 2008. It’s late at night – well, late at night for a 13 year old, so probably around … Read more

This week I played – Desert golfing and skiing Yeti Mountain

In a mad bout of ‘digital Zen lunacy’, Joseph Harper has accumulated over 13,000 strokes in Desert Golf. He’s spent less time on the slopes of Skiing Yeti Mountain, but both come highly recommended.  The 2K16 working year is well underway and so therefore are my long ass trips to the toilet to play games … Read more

Climate of fear – how a German global warming parable foretold Call of Duty

It’s one of the biggest threats the world faces, but can video gaming make fighting climate change exciting? Inspired by Call of Duty: Black Ops 3, Liam Maguren plays A New Beginning on Steam. A decade ago, climate change prevention didn’t get ears perking at EA, Activision or any of the other AAA gaming companies … Read more

The unbearable pointlessness of PlayStation trophy hunting

How to sap all the joy from PlayStation’s brilliant Star Wars: Battlefront? By ticking off a checklist of useless achievements and mundane chores. Daniel Rutledge joins the ranks of gaming’s extreme trophy hunters. It’s hard to imagine a world more hyped for Star Wars’ return than ours was at the end of 2015. With fans … Read more