What a video game about a futuristic Tauranga can tell us about our present

A new first-person photography game set in a dystopian Tauranga under lockdown is the best work of Māori science-fiction this decade, writes Dan Taipua. Umurangi Generation is a first-person photography game set din the shitty future. Designed and developed by Naphtali Faulkner (aka Veselekov) the game has you move about a futuristic Tauranga and surrounding … Read more

Empire and rebellion: What Taika Waititi directing Star Wars means for Māori

The appeal of Star Wars is universal, but the central themes have special resonance for indigenous people – which is why having a uniquely Māori spirit at the helm is so exciting. May the 4th was with us this week as Disney announced that New Zealand film-maker and Waihau Bay rebel leader Taika Waititi would … Read more

Māori versus settlers in the wrestling ring? Hell yes!

TVNZ’s new online-only series Colonial Combat pits the the inhabitants of Kauri Bay – Māori, settlers, men, women, and many more besides – against each other in the ring. Dan Taipua reviews. The place is Kauri Bay, kind of. The year is 1836, sort of. The people are Māori, and All Other Comers. The stakes … Read more

Futurism Aotearoa: A Māori sci-fi festival touches down in Auckland

A series of Māori Futurist events take place this weekend (July 6-8) at Ellen Melville Centre in Auckland’s CDB. Self-identified ‘Space Māori’ Dan Taipua picks out some highlights from the schedule. In a few hundred years time the world will be washed into a new shape. Today’s islands will have disappeared from the the light … Read more

WWE Superstars go Māori

Finally, the most electrifying sports entertainment programme on earth has come back to Aotearoa. This Saturday marks the first episode of WWE Raw to screen free-to-air in New Zealand in over a decade. WWE (World Wrestling Entertainment) has a new tag team partner in Māori Television, bringing a devastating combination of English and te reo … Read more

Summer reissue: Thor and his magic patu – notes on a very Māori Marvel movie

Dan Taipua explores indigenous ideologies in Taika Waititi’s Thor: Ragnarok, New Zealand’s highest grossing film of 2017. This story was first published on 31 October 2017. Without a doubt, Taika Waititi is the finest New Zealand filmmaker of his generation. At the time of writing, Thor: Ragnarok is the most critically well-received Marvel movie of all … Read more

Thor and his magic patu: notes on a very Māori Marvel movie

Dan Taipua explores indigenous ideologies in Thor: Ragnarok, the blockbuster movie from the king of the space Māori, Taika Waititi. Warning: contains spoilers for Thor: Ragnarok Without a doubt, Taika Waititi is the finest New Zealand filmmaker of his generation. At the time of writing, Thor: Ragnarok is the most critically well-received Marvel movie of all … Read more

Māori Television is the best movie channel in the country, and it’s free

With a line-up boasting everything from Miyazaki to Spike Lee, Dan Taipua suggests you look no further than Māori Television for the best in free-to-air movies.  When Māori Television launched back in 2004, it brought to the viewing public a new channel for the promotion of te reo Māori me nga tikanga Maori (Māori language … Read more

IRL EXP: Real world lessons from video games

Video games are crafted, introspective experiences. Frequently though, these small worlds demand or produce skills that spillover into the physical world. Expert gamer and at-least-average real world person Dan Taipua sets out some of the better skill trees developed through a life of gaming. 1. Hooking up If you’re going to play video games, you … Read more

Cash Converted: A retro gaming pilgrimage

Dan Taipua and his friend Chris met at a Presbyterian college, and have never been to church since. Last week though, they set out on a pilgrim’s quest for gaming relics – travelling to 10 different Cash Converters stores in a single Saturday. When Chaucer wrote of pilgrimage he brought tales from a miller, a friar, … Read more

The collector’s toolbox: 5 essential elements for any video game collection

In the final installment of Save State, Dan Taipua gets right to brass tacks. Dan lays out the five key elements any video game collector will need to create and maintain a video game collection. Heed his words well.

5. Into The Wild

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If you want to collect old video games, the easiest way to start is to already have some. As a beginner’s guide, check your lounge, bedroom and garage. If that doesn’t pan out, or you want to expand, you’ll have to go into the world and find some.

TradeMe is a fine place to start but it has a few drawbacks: 1) It’s so easy to use that it’s crowded with other buyers, so the odds of a cheap find are pretty slim 2) The odds of finding a really rare piece are diminished by time, as they’ve been filtered through the site over time. The best bet is also the most fun – digging in secondhand stores, pawn shops and garage sales. Charity shops are good for finding boxed consoles that have lived at a grandparent’s house past their use, while pawn shops like Cash Converters in particular excel in portable games.

The best, cheapest way to find old games? Ask around. Most people have lives that don’t require electronic toys from 20+ years ago and are quite happy, or happily indifferent enough, to give them away. In the past year I’ve been given a PS1 and PSP from friends – proud taonga that now live in their same boxes but inside my garage.

4. Bootlegs

Bootlegs

If you can’t find the real thing, you can definitely find the not the real thing instead. Counterfeit or ‘clone’ consoles and games are cheap and widely attainable on AliExpress, ebay and even Amazon – and the savings will soak up the heavy shipping costs. Some people look down their noses at crime, fraud, piracy and illegal trade, but these are mores for people that haven’t spent a year trying to find a region-free loader for their GameCube.

If you’re a serious collector, bootlegs are a decent stop-gap in your collection – they’ll let you play the games you already have while you look for an original console, and can sometimes provide spare parts like controllers or AV ports. Bootleg consoles are always a better option than emulators which, while free to download and crime with, can suffer from performance issues.

3. Cleaning

Cleaning

Remember blowing on your Nintendo cartridges because they wouldn’t work and they’d make the screen flash on and off? What you were really doing is coating the circuits of the game in a fine coat of mouth-temperature spittle, which gave the cartridge temporary conductivity but eventually gave it a layer of rust and human grime. Good one, child you.

A basic cleaning kit will consist of:

  • Air Duster, available at computer stores or somewhere like Mighty Ape
  • Isopropyl Alcohol, found at any chemist or online
  • Cotton Buds, found in your bathroom
  • Blow the carts with the can of happy gas, then rub the circuit boards with alcohol, and pay for the crimes of your youth.

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Bongos and game boy Harlem Shake – the bizarre world of music gaming

Dan Taipua’s Save State series presents five gaming relics that every collector needs in their shrine/garage, from the essential basics to the very rare and frustratingly pointless. In this the fourth installment, Dan investigates the discordant world of music gaming. 5. Game Boy Camera Cameras are mostly famous for their ability to take photographs and … Read more

Will Māori Television’s Game of Bros be the perfect antidote to The Bachelor NZ?

Starting tonight at 8pm, Māori Television presents Game of Bros, a new reality series about the quest for the perfect man. But what kind of man can we expect to find? The Brown Bachelor or The Nesian Ninja? Dan Taipua investigates. Think of some ways you could improve The Bachelor: First of all, you’d switch the gender … Read more

Killing time, unobtrusively – a ranking of portable video game machines

Dan Taipua’s Save State series presents five gaming relics that every collector needs in their shrine/garage, from the essential basics to the very rare and frustratingly pointless. In the third installment, Dan lists his favourite hand-helds. 5. Sony PocketStation & Sega VMU Look at these cute lil’ guys. Portable systems are usually standalone devices, but … Read more

Cartridges on cartridges: exploring the many weird accessories of the Sega Mega Drive

Dan Taipua’s Save State series presents five gaming relics that every collector needs in their shrine/garage, from the very essential basics to the very rare and frustratingly pointless. In this second edition, he looks at the Sega Mega Drive. 5. Six Button Control Pad You need one of these if you want to play fighting … Read more

Save State 001 – essential treasures for your NES collection

Starting with the Nintendo Entertainment System, Save State presents five gaming relics that every collector needs in their shrine/garage, from the very essential basics to the very rare and frustratingly pointless. 5. Two Controllers It’s dangerous to go alone; take these. A second controller is essential for the Nintendo Entertainment System for two main reasons: 1) … Read more

TV Eye: A Brief Visual Voyage Through TradeMe’s Weirdest Television Offerings

Most people like to watch TV. I like to look at TVs. For the past five years I’ve been trawling through TradeMe and saving photos of televisions to my hard drive, with a collection that totals in the hundreds and is quickly approaching the thousands. It’s a bizarre obsession that started innocently enough. I needed … Read more