Elyse RobêrtElyse Robêrt

Elyse Robêrt is an agency copywriter by day and freelancer by night. She uses her MA in Media Studies watching Shortland Street, Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Mad Men re-runs, and anything HBO puts out.

Shortland Street: Power Rankings – Sucky Cancer, Ministry Creepers and Seductive Swedes

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Elyse Robêrt brings us this week’s Shortland Street power rankings, covering the brownie-assisted highs and cancer-assisted lows of life in Ferndale. Tis the season – the winter season. And that means more Shorty, 30 minutes more to be precise. We’re missing the Warners who are still off on their fancy holiday; Kylie is inadequately jealous … Read more

Power Rankings: Introducing the Inaugural Shortland Street Character Power Rankings

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Elyse Robêrt brings us the debut of our Shortland Street power rankings, covering the waxing and waning of Ferndale’s babe medic community. This week was full of classic Shorty behaviour from some of our favourite Tāmaki Makaurau residents. TK was grumpy about everything, Boyd was in Melbourne but still managed to be bossy, and that … Read more