The Phoenix – The Spinoff

Sports: Festooning Wellington, Lampooning The FFA

9 November 2015 by Scotty Stevenson

This Friday the Wellington Phoenix play their first home game since Football Federation Australia’s refusal to grant them a ten-year license extension to play in football’s A-League. Right now, Wellington is trying to pull the wool over their eyes. It was a remarkable press conference. Two weeks ago A-League CEO David Gallop sat a desk … Read more

Sports: A Desperate Phoenix Fan’s Plea For Acceptance

18 September 201518 September 2015 by Joseph Moore

Joseph Moore has been trapped inside The Wellington Phoenix for his entire adult life. Here he presents a five point argument in an attempt to get others to join him. (NB: one of the points is ‘Friendship’). Pre-season is hell. It’s been a few months since the mighty Wellington Phoenix last kicked a ball in … Read more