Television: News – Mr Robot Hacks Into New Zealand Screens Exclusively on Lightbox

One of the most talked-about new shows of 2015, Mr Robot has arrived exclusively in New Zealand on Lightbox today. Critics have called the paranoid cyber-thriller series “a modern classic” (Forbes) and “a welcome spark of inspiration” (Variety), the topical themes of which “understand the internet to the last chilling detail” (Salon). The series follows Elliot … Read more

An Exit Interview with Simon Wilson, Editor of Metro 2010-2015

Former Metro contributor Duncan Greive sits down with Simon Wilson, Metro’s departing editor, to discuss his time running Auckland’s city magazine. “You’re addicted to journalese… You need to throw away the phrasebook…  I’m not even sure what that means… You need to front up to this too… It’s a weak ending.” A few choice phrases … Read more

Sports: The Sweet Schadenfreude of Chelsea’s Slow Start

Schadenfreude is not a football team in the German lower leagues, but it is nevertheless a state familiar to sporting partisans, not least fans of the beautiful game. For followers of English football teams that don’t begin in Chel and end with sea, precisely this basest of human emotion, pleasure at the misfortune of another, … Read more

Television: Monitor – David Simon Tackles a Housing Crisis with HBO’s Show Me a Hero

Aaron Yap looks at Show Me a Hero, the six part miniseries from the creators of The Wire that examines the 1987 housing crisis in New York – and eerily mirrors our own current property strife.  Housing. Land. Property. These might be among the least dramatically engaging subjects I can think of. The last time I went … Read more

Recap: Dudebro’s and KO’s – Chronicling ‘The Ultimate Fighter’ Season 22

  The Ultimate Fighter is basically like Big Brother if the weekly evictions were decided by cage fight rather than public consensus. Sixteen contestants under two coaches compete in an elimination tournament for the chance to win a contract with the UFC, and sometimes a Harley Davidson too. It’s a gruelling experience, with all the … Read more

Cool Story #2 – Two Sides of the Gluc

The second in an occasional series commending excellent New Zealand journalism. Today we reissued Josh Drummond’s brilliant recollection of the time Rachel Glucina came to Press Club. I was in the audience that day, and it remains the most extraordinary of those occasions I’ve witnessed. Not the best: that would be the extraordinary Mihingarangi Forbes … Read more

Rugby: New Zealand’s Parliamentarians Destroy Wales, Lose MP

New Zealand gets off to a flyer at the Parliamentary World Cup. Scotty Stevenson says surely this needs to be a bigger deal, and imagines how the first week might have gone. It was perhaps the most dominant opening win of the World Cup yet the the four-time world champion New Zealand Parliamentary Rugby Team’s … Read more

From Hosking’s Vacuum to Influential Avocados – Power Ranking Scout’s Launch Stories

Today marks the launch of Scout, the new entertainment news site forged in MediaWork’s basement furnace by Rachel Glucina, the twisted firestarter of New Zealand gossip. Today she emerged: charred and smokey, holding Mike Hosking’s petite vacuum cleaner in her hands. Whatever you think of the website: there’s no denying that this is a moment in New … Read more

Reissue – Joshua Drummond on Rachel Glucina at the Wintec Press Club

Three or so times a year, media luminaries from all over New Zealand gather in a kind of Hellfire Club – based, of course, in Hamilton. Food is eaten, drink is drunk and a speaker – usually a High Luminary or occasionally Winston Peters speaks. Steve Braunias (newly crowned Books Editor of The Spinoff!) curates the whole shindig; everyone … Read more

Books: Excerpt – The Mermaid Boy by John Summers

Who writes good creative non-fiction in New Zealand? Journalists hammer away at it with their big fat thumbs, but writer John Summers is rather more nuanced in his fascinating and recently published collection of true stories, The Mermaid Boy (Hue & Cry Press, $30). We got up early, packed away our things and began our … Read more

Television: Shortland Street Power Rankings – Doctor Drew Goes Hoarse With Bad Puns

Tara Ward ranks her favourite moments from the past week of Ferndale hijinks. This week: Moody Michael has a sulk, Harry is robbed of his television and Drew bucks up his pun game.    1) Michael makes it hard to love him Oh, the pressures of being a tween in New Zealand. Someone call a … Read more

Corbyn Blimey: Jim Anderton, Judith Collins, Bryan Gould and more on Jeremy Corbyn’s big win

Leftwing outsider Jeremy Corbyn has stormed to an emphatic victory in the British Labour leadership race. An all-star cast of politicians and commentators assess the impact for the Spinoff. Britain’s Labour Party has swung dramatically away from Blairism and elected veteran backbench leftwing MP Jeremy Corbyn its new leader, with an astonishing 59.5% of support in … Read more

The Flag: Rowan Simpson – “I Started the Red Peak Surge Because I Love the Silver Fern”

Last week TradeMe co-founder Rowan Simpson wrote a blog post explaining why he’d like to see the Red Peak flag on the official shortlist. To his surprise, his piece, and designer Aaron Dustin’s explanation of the flag’s story, captured the imagination of thousands. Here he writes a follow-up letter to Prime Minister John Key. Dear … Read more

Rugby: Patrick Gower Finds a Sensitive New Age Shag

Toby Manhire watches All Black coach Steve Hansen give an interview of surprising emotional honesty. There was a wee outburst of online anger when The Nation announced its star interviewee was Steve Hansen. But I’d wager that, had they stuck around, even those who have no appetite for rugby whatsoever would have found something remarkable in … Read more

Recap: Ed Sheeran Gets Washed Up on Home and Away’s Summer Bay

Alex Casey watches Ed Sheeran’s brief but powerful cameo on Home and Away.  Home and Away’s Marilyn is fussing around, as always, trying to throw together a luxury dinner for her mystery muso guest. She’s got bruschetta, linguini and dessert. What rock star would would be gunning for this absolute beige rider, what kind of … Read more

Literary People in the News: Wrestling With Whakapakari Camp’s John Da Silva

In an occasional feature, Steve Braunias looks at the literary folk who pop up in the news. First up, following recent revelations from Whakapakari camp, Steve recalls John da Silva’s appearance in the 1979 memoir Life on the Mat. Wrestling legend John da Silva – once the most hirsute man alive – featured in the Weekend Herald’s harrowing … Read more

Society: Charity Single Wars – Which Song Will Win the Fight to Save Our Children?

New Zealand’s music charts are suddenly awash with charity singles. The teams are: Guy Williams and Scribe, Crowded House and every other non-dead New Zealand musician. Calum Henderson surveys the Charity Single Wars. The Pigeon Song Cause: KidsCan Stars: Guy Williams, Scribe Rival charity song composer Joseph Moore described the charity single wars as the biggest … Read more

Back of the ‘Net: Austin Powers and Chill – the Week in Premier League Twitter

The international break is a special time on Premier League Twitter. Lots of joyful plane and bus selfies as players disperse around the world and catch up with their countrymen, tempered by the grim spectacle of the non-internationals left behind to fend for themselves. Shopping … pic.twitter.com/2iriHt0HHi — Jermain Defoe OBE (@IAmJermainDefoe) September 8, 2015 … Read more

Updated – George FM Breakfast Hosts Apologise For On Air Bullying

On George FM this morning, Breakfast producer Noel resigned during the broadcast, one celebrating Kara and Thane’s fifth anniversary on air. “I quit: how’s that for your happy birthday,” he says live on air, “I’ve got nothing positive to say to you.” Thane responded by suggesting they get a refugee in on work experience to … Read more

Rugby: The Return of Stephen Donald, The Hero in Jersey Number 22

Scotty Stevenson watches as Stephen Donald makes his triumphant return to the City of Hamilton, wearing number 22 for Waikato tim boyn the ITM Cup. The great kiwi battler-cum-hero returned to Hamilton in the rain on a Thursday. Not many people cared. At least, not many people cared enough to witness it in the flesh. … Read more

Interview: Simon Grigg on the Chaos Which Followed ‘How Bizarre’

‘How Bizarre’ was a life-changing success from which Pauly Fuemana could never escape. Duncan Greive speaks to Simon Grigg, author of an excellent new book about the song. Simon Grigg is wandering around Europe, following his wife Brigid to Poland and Paris, where she has work to do. He has nothing of the sort on at … Read more

Television: Friday Night Lessons – Five Teachable Moments from Friday Night Lights

The NFL season kicks off today in the USA, and Matthew McAuley says football can teach you valuable life lessons – particularly the excellent, much-missed high school drama Friday Night Lights. The town in which I spent my formative years was one dominated in description by its size (small), its location (isolated), its industries (primary) and its love of … Read more

Politics: A Good Sport – A Guide to the Use of Metaphor in Parliamentary Debate

Economics and politics can be hard, so to make it easier for us to get the hang of things, our elected representatives oftentimes turn to metaphor. Here is a selection of examples from this year, drawn from Hansard, the official record of parliamentary debate. Bill English, National, 22 July 2015: “The fact is that if … Read more

Television: A Match Made in Survey Heaven – Watching The Edge Wedding

Calum Henderson spends the morning watching two strangers get married on The Edge TV’s thrillingly shambolic live stream. While other radio hosts have been running around binge drinking, getting divorced or floating across lakes on bouncy castles this survey period, The Edge’s finest purveyors of horseplay – Jay-Jay, Mike and Dom – have been suspiciously … Read more

Society: Power Ranking the Entire 2015 Little Kitchen New World Range

I see a girl screaming in the supermarket. She’s stamping her chubby feet and pulling at the tulle of her tutu in rage. “WHERE ARE THE LITTLE SHOPS MUMMY,” she shrieks, red-faced through tears. I turn slowly to realise I am facing a mirror. The girl, it’s me. I’ve been a slave to the miniature ever … Read more