‘Keats is Dead so Fuck Me From Behind’ by Hera Lindsay Bird

New verse by Wellington writer Hera Lindsay Bird.   Keats Is Dead So Fuck Me From Behind Keats is dead so fuck me from behind Slowly and with carnal purpose Some black midwinter afternoon While all the children are walking home from school Peel my stockings down with your teeth Coleridge is dead and Auden … Read more

The Friday poem: “My thoughts on the end of love and caravans this Friday” by Talia Marshall

New verse by Riwaka writer Talia Marshall.     My thoughts on the end of love and caravans this Friday   At first love is the caravan and you are inside it playing cards   and the gas lamp is burning and everyone inside the caravan is happy and unbearable   Then you only go … Read more

Ockham national book awards: New verse by poetry finalist David Eggleton

Two new poems by the amazing David Eggleton, a finalist in next week’s Ockham national book award for his noisy book of visions, The Conch Trumpet (Otago University Press). Floral Clock Dawn’s orange soak rinses the copper lid that floats over Noel Lane’s kava bowl back of the War Museum, the front’s white colonnade, and Ferro-Concrete … Read more

Poetry Idol’s organiser is shocked and saddened to learn that slam poetry is “dumb-ass and not good”

Yesterday we published a furious denunciation of slam poetry which felt like it demanded a counterweight. Comedian and performance poet Penny Ashton – the founder of Poetry Idol – offered her services, and we gladly accepted. Today I happily pulled on my bohemian attire – including a T-Shirt that says “Feminist Buzz Killing It” – and sat down … Read more

Essay: Slam poetry is despicable and dumb-ass and not good

Opinion: Andrew Paul Wood wishes a pox upon slam poetry, that “horrid practice” which is currently in vogue and features in the upcoming Auckland Writers Festival. (Read performance poet Penny Ashton disagreeing with him here.) “I can’t bear these accounts I read in The Times and elsewhere of these poetry slams, in which various young men and … Read more

The Friday poem: Someone needs to take control, by Bill Nelson

New verse by Bill Nelson of Wellington. Someone needs to take control You should be planting autumn crops! The calendar says every morning from under its flimsy door magnets. Seed your onions! Mound your potatoes! In the real world, wild and disowned, heirloom tomatoes infiltrate silver beet. A patch of rocket, perhaps self-seeded, elbows a … Read more

“All families must have their own ways of keeping the peace”: Charlotte Grimshaw on her father CK Stead

We cross live to Matahiwi marae in Hawkes Bay, where Charlotte Grimshaw reports from a ceremony to honour the new poet laureate – her father, Karl Stead. The Poet Laureate had been summoned to a weekend at Matahiwi Marae in the Hawkes Bay, for a ceremony to honour his appointment. He was invited to bring … Read more